17. Take Long Showers
You finally decide to get in the shower and the whole time you’re frantically soaping your hair, you’re listening to the baby wailing. Even when they’re napping, you keep insisting you hear phantom baby cries, so the shower is still lightening quick anyway. And maybe your partner is around to watch the baby for you to take a long soak in the tub, but then the choice to take a nap always seems to win over. Or is that just me?