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Even Toddlers Understand Target
Jenna, mom of a toddler and soon-to-arrive twins has a daughter who may be as into Target as she is. 

"This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none." Jenna points to her daughter's littlest toe, "What did this little piggy do?"

Her three-year-old daughter whispered, "This little piggy went to Target."

"Also, I’m currently pregnant with twins," Jenna explains, "If you ask my daughter how many babies are in my belly she says twelve." 

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Darla, a mother to an 8-year-old, says one time they were walking through Target and her child was gazing around in wonder and told her, "Wow. Momma, there's a lot of capitalism in here."