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The Most Hilarious Things Our Kids Have Told Us

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They Take Everything Literally
"My mother-in-law was our daycare until my son was three and a half when we switched to a daycare center," Jenny explains, "The first couple days in the teacher asked us why he’s not responding to his name during roll call. So we asked him why he doesn’t answer when they say Jonathan and he declared 'My name isn’t Jonathan, it’s Bean!

And then it dawned on us that we regularly called him Bean or Baby Bean and he had no idea what his name was. After learning his name, he refuses to go by any nickname because 'My name is Jonathan! J O N A T H A N Jonathan!' Whenever I doubt what spelling I picked for his name, I remember his mantra since it includes his name being spelled out."