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The Most Hilarious Things Our Kids Have Told Us

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They Remind Us Of What's Important

Lisbeth, mom of two explained that her then four-year-old once said to her mom: “'Gram, look at my vagina and tell me what you forgot.' My mom forgot to help her into her undies after she peed!"

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"We were watching The Lion King and talking about how Timon was trying to sacrifice Pumba to the hyenas," says Jenny who has a ten-year-old. "I told my son that I would sacrifice him and he shrieked, 'No! Sacrifice Matt! Your loyalty is to me! You birthed me! You chose him!'” she laughs, referring to her boyfriend.